Done!

After about a million edits, re-readings, rewrites, corrections and adjustments, I’ve approved the release of the paperback edition of Premium Mixed Nuts – An Anthology for publication and distribution.

CreateSpace says it should be available from Amazon in three to five business days.

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Working on the paperback

I’m using CreateSpace to do the paperback version of Premium Mixed Nuts. As part of the review process, they show you a 3-D picture of your book. Pretty cool.

Anyway, I’m almost done. I think.

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My Anthology is now on Amazon

Did it! Premium Mixed Nuts – An Anthology is now available as an e-book on Amazon. And, for those who like to shop elsewhere, this Books2Read link will take you to other vendors who have it.

Now I’m working on getting the paperback put together. Hopefully, that won’t be too hard.

And, for something else to do, I’m reworking Pandora, too.

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One Step Closer

NOLA Nights is finished. Now I’m trying to get my head around e-publishing. Amazon has an easy-peasy way, but it ties you into them exclusively. Draft2Digital lets you go through a bunch of vendors, including Amazon. More research and thought required.

Meanwhile, here’s the cover I’m thinking of:

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Draft2Digital says they also will provide a paperback-ready file that can be used for hard-copy publishing with CreateSpace and other print-on-demand venues.

Sometimes I think the writing was the easy part.

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Deleted Scenes

Sometimes, to make a story work, you have to cut something you like. In movies, those things ended on the cutting room floor, and nobody ever saw them. Then came DVD’s, and gluttons for punishment could revel in 21-seconds of previously unseen footage. That gave me an idea. Deleted scenes from stories! (Please hold your applause for after the presentation.)

So, here’s an attempt at providing what may be a new feature. Enjoy. And please pass the popcorn.

Deleted scene from Willie ‘n’ Me.

Kansas was nothin’ but work, month after month. I got in the habit of writing Miss Ida now an’ then to let her know how things was goin’, and she’d write back real nice, talkin’ about the flowers and such there in Little Rock. It felt sorta like home to read her notes. A couple times, she said she’d heard from Willie an’ that she sounded real happy. Two years and two hotels later I’d had enough of Kansas City. I sent Mr. Pruitt a thank-you note, bought a horse and wagon, and struck out westward on my own.

I kinda followed the railroad, and after a couple weeks, found myself in Dodge City. It was a busy place then, and I wound up startin’ a little woodwright shop of my own. Between buildin’ saloons an’ such for some local business-types, and makin’ coffins for others that whooped it up a little too much after th’ cattle drives, I was doin’ pretty well.

In ’83, I thought I was gonna have to give up on a new waterin’ hole I was buildin’ near the railroad depot. It seems a bunch of bar room owners, including my customer, had caused a certain Mr. Short to abandon his business interests and leave town against his will. Well, it wasn’t long before the local newspaper was printin’ stories about how he’d asked some out-of-town friends to arrange the demise of them that had run him out. I didn’t pay no attention to the fuss until one day when I was workin’ on the saloon. This stranger walked in, lookin’ like twenty miles of bad road—an’ smellin’ like a pile of dead muskrats.

He hacked up a wad of tobacco on my new floor. “You Harshaw?”

I counted his two missing fingers and three well-worn colts. “No sir. Can I help you with anything?”

He just frowned, looked around real slow, then moseyed out.

When he was gone, young Vester Lewis, a local boy who was helpin’ me says, “Didja know who that wuz?”

“No. Who was he?”

He got all nervous and fidgety. “That there wuz ol’ Three-Fingered Dave. He’s big trouble fer sure.”

“Got nuthin’ to do with me,” I says.

“Well, fer sure he’s here about ol’ Mr. Short’s troubles, an’ if’n he or his pal Six-Toed Pete murders Mr. Harshaw, then we gonna be out’n a job here.”

I wondered if havin’ random numbers of body parts leads to a life of crime.

“Maybe we oughta finish up here for now, and start buildin’ up our stock of coffins.”

The next day, a buckboard rolled past my little shop. The sorrowful-faced stranger drivin’ it had a big shotgun across his lap. A couple cases of dynamite poked half out’ve a tarp in back. I figured young Vester was onto somethin’ for sure.

I was puttin’ a real nice shine on seven new pine boxes when some government big-shot from Topeka showed up to smooth things out. A couple days later, Mr. Short was back in business and all them folks who showed up lookin’ so ominous just kinda drifted away, actin’ as pious as parsons. Fortunately, I was able to use all those pretty, polished-up pine boards for the saloon’s bar and the like. When the building was done, Mr. Harshaw decided a drygoods store would be better idea. A little extra work gave him the shelves he needed, and we both slept good. He opened for business in July.

Then I got the telegram from Miss Ida.

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Pandora

“Pandora doesn’t live here anymore.” That’s what the hand-written note said, and I couldn’t blame her. The door it was tacked to, and the wall on both sides, looked like they’d been hit by a flamethrower.

The seconds piled up following my third knock. I began to think no one else lived there either. The whole last month had gone like this, and my rent was overdue because of it. But the guy here had called me.

I counted to ten as I stared at the blackened front door of the old house at Six Plum Drop Circle. A fresh plywood patch clung where one of its raised panels should’ve been, and three heavily charred spots showed around it. It took me several moments to realize the door had once been red. It had suffered from such heat that only a small area at the bottom had escaped damage.

I turned to go, but halted at the sight of the solitary elm tree in the front yard. A three foot, round tunnel had been bored neatly through its dense foliage, branches and all. Blue sky and part of a neighbor’s roof showed within the gap. A few singed leaves clung to the edges of the opening.

“What do you want?” Rasped a timeworn voice.

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Bookmaking

The mystery is complete! It’s titled Fatal Harmony now. Next up, I want to put the finished stories into a book. So far I’ve come up with a few titles and covers for the anthology.

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Revision is the name of the game in this sport. Writing is just the start, then comes rewriting, re-rewriting, and more rewriting. Thanks to my Bride, Clarice, and our critique group, I’ve done the first couple. Now I’m planning to send the whole thing out to some advance readers. Then I’ll see how many more iterations remain to be done.

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